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Which Early Christian Heresy Are You? »




This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

(Also I got Sabellianism, which doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. God: being even less comprehensible than we can imagine since pretty much forever.)

Pelagianism, which is… perfect, actually. That is my heresy.

Antinomianism? Aw, man…Antinomianism is the one that holds that, since salvation is purely a matter of faith, Christians are not bound by moral laws, since the ineffable essence of the human soul can never be affected by the actions of the mortal body. Which is like—I mean, it’s a compelling idea, but in terms of its actual social value…not that salvation and social value are inherently intertwined…I mean, they have a point, if you, um, think about it…

…. >_>







How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.



i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.